Guy Ritchie is there something you want to tell us?

So, as part of our weekly food and a film social thing, we went to see "Rocknrolla" on Thursday.

We actually picked that film as we considered it the least worst of the new releases available (Sorry Guy!).

The film is a comic mockney gangsta fest in the same vein as Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and (as far as I can tell) every other film Guy has made.

As it turned out the film was hugely enjoyable, not least because of the great quantity of hot man totty in the cast!

First up there was the gorgeous Gerard Butler; this guy looks rough and ready in the film, at least he looked rough and I felt ready ;-)




Next up was his best mate and sidekick played by the ever so sexy Idris Elba




Add in a rather tasty ,indeed almost edible, gay gangster played by Tom Hardy




A very shaggable record producer played by Jeremy Piven...



and Toby Kebbell provided the junkie chic look, looking WAY healthier than any real junkie ever would. He seemed to have not a single gram of fat on his body, just muscle. To be honest it's not quite my taste, I like my fellas with a little crackling (if you get my drift) but I'm sure many of you out there will love him!



Various other bits of sexy manhood were scattered through the film, and it does have some great humorous moments which make up for the sometimes slow and stilted bits.

But here's the thing...

An eye for hot fellas and a love of Maddonna....

ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOTHING YOU WANT TO TELL US GUY?

;-)